"Whitehall Press Offices told: ‘clear the decks’ on Monday" says the headline, "Major announcement coming…"
Elephant texts Mr Fenwick: is it Lord Blairimort getting banged up, then?
Mr Fenwick replies: sorry, no – just the white paper launching the Trident replacement.
At whom? asks Daddy.
Boom Boom, says Mr Fenwick
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