Saturday:
Age: Between his twelfth and last incarnation… hang on if Davy T used up regeneration eleven AND twelve now, doesn’t that make Mr Dr Matt both twelfth AND last…? Uh oh!
Stories: 2
Awesomeness: the Catharsis of Spurious Morality!
Cuddles: there’ll be no impropriety with the Inquisitor!
AKA: m'learned doctor of law (allegedly; Boatyard, Backyard, Graveyard, Knackers’ Yard… Keeper of the Great Key; Peter Guillam (Tinker, Tailor); Neville Badger (A Bit of a Do); Colonel Mustard (Cluedo); Colonel X (no relation) (Press Gang); …and James Bond on the radio; he’s the immortal Michael Jayston.
He'd better be in the Christmas Dr Woo!
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Saturday, November 30, 2013
Friday, November 29, 2013
Day 4716: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #49: SIR IAN CHESTERTON KNIGHT OF JAFFA CAKE
Friday:
Age: Hasn’t aged since the Sixties
Stories: 37
Awesomeness: Knighted by King Richard; can defeat Aztecs with only his thumb; married Barbara and lived happily ever after
Cuddles: Barbara Wright, the one and only
AKA: Sir Lancelot, the magnificent William Russell Enoch
Age: Hasn’t aged since the Sixties
Stories: 37
Awesomeness: Knighted by King Richard; can defeat Aztecs with only his thumb; married Barbara and lived happily ever after
Cuddles: Barbara Wright, the one and only
AKA: Sir Lancelot, the magnificent William Russell Enoch
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Thursday, November 28, 2013
Day 4715 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #48: SPACE PILOT STEVEN TAYLOR
Still Thursday:
Age: Silver Fox
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Ended up ruler of the Universe
Cuddles: Panda
AKA: Blue Peter Hero Mr Peter Purvis
Age: Silver Fox
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Ended up ruler of the Universe
Cuddles: Panda
AKA: Blue Peter Hero Mr Peter Purvis
Day 4715: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #47: SPECIAL SPACE SECURITY SERVICE AGENT SARA KINGDOM
Thursday:
Age: Tragically Time Destructed
Stories: 6
Awesomeness: Thwarted the Daleks’ Master Plan. In leather.
Cuddles: Loves her brother Brett Vyon. Also shot him.
AKA: Princess Joanna (The Crusade); Rose the Lady’s Maid; co-creator of Upstairs Downstairs; and of House of Eliot; Morgaine, the Sunkiller, Dominator of the Thirteen Worlds and Battle Queen of the S'rax; the divine Jean Marsh
Age: Tragically Time Destructed
Stories: 6
Awesomeness: Thwarted the Daleks’ Master Plan. In leather.
Cuddles: Loves her brother Brett Vyon. Also shot him.
AKA: Princess Joanna (The Crusade); Rose the Lady’s Maid; co-creator of Upstairs Downstairs; and of House of Eliot; Morgaine, the Sunkiller, Dominator of the Thirteen Worlds and Battle Queen of the S'rax; the divine Jean Marsh
Day 4714: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #44: POLLY
Wednesday:
Age: Swinging Sixties
Stories: 21
Awesomeness: Can kill a Cyberman with her nail varnish
Cuddles: Able Seaman Ben Jackson. Jamie doesn’t get a look in.
AKA: Lady Pollard; Miss Pussy Kat (The Avengers, Dressed to Kill); the impossible girl, Miss Anneke Wills
Age: Swinging Sixties
Stories: 21
Awesomeness: Can kill a Cyberman with her nail varnish
Cuddles: Able Seaman Ben Jackson. Jamie doesn’t get a look in.
AKA: Lady Pollard; Miss Pussy Kat (The Avengers, Dressed to Kill); the impossible girl, Miss Anneke Wills
Day 4713 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #43: DERRICK SHERWIN
Tuesday again:
Age: of Change
Stories: 7
Awesomeness: Created UNIT. And the Time Lords. Exiled the Doctor to Earth. Killed Troughton, Cast Pertwee. And left! Not bad for a couple of afternoon’s work.
Cuddles: too busy
AKA: oldest surviving producer of Doctor Who
Age: of Change
Stories: 7
Awesomeness: Created UNIT. And the Time Lords. Exiled the Doctor to Earth. Killed Troughton, Cast Pertwee. And left! Not bad for a couple of afternoon’s work.
Cuddles: too busy
AKA: oldest surviving producer of Doctor Who
Day 4713: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #42: TERRANCE VERSATILE DICKS
Tuesday:
Age: A Young Old sort of a face
Stories: at least 75 as author, at least 30 as script editor
Awesomeness: Escape… to Danger!
Cuddles: A wheezing groaning sort of noise
AKA: General Sontar…er… Uncl’ Terry
Age: A Young Old sort of a face
Stories: at least 75 as author, at least 30 as script editor
Awesomeness: Escape… to Danger!
Cuddles: A wheezing groaning sort of noise
AKA: General Sontar…er… Uncl’ Terry
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Day 4710: DOCTOR WHO: Just a Moment
The Day of the Doctor (flashback):
In “The Curse of Fenric”, the Reverend Wainwright’s faith is broken not by German bombs, but by British ones. British bombs killing German children. Remember that.
The Doctor is a traveller in Time and Space. That’s where all this begins and where it always comes back to. But there are two ways to travel: never looking behind you, and there and back again. Over the (fifty) years, the Doctor has exemplified both modes, reflecting the mores of the production team of the time. They represent quite different world-views, different approaches to making “Doctor Who”, different ideas about what the series is saying, and what – and who – it’s for.
“Never look behind you” is innovative, risk-taking, “out there” in a Universe that is often a dark and strange place where light is a guttering candle; iconoclastic, it breaks continuity, changes things shakes them up, causes chaos, creative and destructive; this is “Doctor Who” typified by the likes of Verity Lambert or Philip Hinchcliffe, Mac Hulke or Andrew Cartmel. Let’s call this group “Explorers”.
“There and Back Again” is honour, tradition, moral strength, defending “hearth and home (counties)” from the weird and other, usually with the idea that “home” is somewhere “safe” to return to and worth defending; it builds upon what has gone before, strengthens and deepens, forges connections, brings order, reactionary and nurturing; it’s the “Doctor Who” of Terrance Dicks and Barry Letts, of Graham Williams era Guardians and space princesses and John Nathan-Turner’s middle years. I thought about naming this group “Nostalgics” but that seems pejorative, so let us say “Conservers”.
Change is said to be one of the keys to the enduring success of Doctor Who, so it’s important that we don’t say that one mode is “better”, even if each of us will certainly have a preference for one over the other.
Russell Davies, for all of the Barry Letts’ Era tropes that he revels in, lavishes his love on even, is clearly an “Explorer”. He pushes the Doctor into new places all the time: Platform One, planet Midnight; Jackie Tyler’s boudoir… His signature companion is Rose Tyler and the first and most important thing about Rose is that she wants to get out there, leaving her past behind. And when she leaves, she’s gone further than anyone else, to a whole new Universe, and she’s still going.
Steven Moffat, in spite of his reputation as Mr Terror, is just as clearly a “Conserver”. So much of his writing is about family and the threat to family and “home”. His signature companion is Amy Pond, who is defined by her absent family, and whose story is all about how she and the Doctor become family, how he “fixes” her (ugh) by un-orphaning her, and when she leaves it’s because the Doctor gives her a nice house and when she leaves again it’s to be with her husband.
The most telling difference between the two groups has to be their attitude to the Time Lords.
It should be pretty obvious that, as the television series “Doctor Who” developed, the Time Lords became a metaphor for Britain, just as the Daleks were a metaphor for the Nazis. It was pretty inevitable that the biggest, most important war ever would end up being between them. And that it would destroy them both. But, unlike the Daleks – there being obviously only one opinion to be held on the Nazis – Britain means different things to different people and therefore so do the Time Lords, whether it’s the stern, patrician, nay Reithian, but basically good intergalactic ticket wardens of Barry Letts or the befuddled, introverted, vain academics of Robert Holmes; the overseers of galactic order (and shipping lanes) under the supervision of the White Guardian under Graham Williams or the dark and enigmatic architects of a history that conceals their worst mistakes as conceived by Lawrence Miles.
And there is a very good case for saying that the Time Lords have always been gits. I know because Alex made it. After all, practically the first thing they do is execute the Doctor. But that’s not always been the perspective of subsequent writers and producers. Or even of co-writer of “The War Games” Terrance Dicks!
Britain, for good or ill – in fact, for good and ill – moulded the modern world, whether by Imperial conquest, or the conduct of the slave trade, or the economic influence of the East India Company, or the expeditious, even perfidious, promises of the territory of Palestine to at least four deeply antagonistic factions, torturing, maiming and murdering our way across five continents and four-hundred years all blindly convinced that technological superiority conveyed moral superiority and utterly deluded about our “basic British decency”, and the only remote claim to absolution being that maybe we were slightly less bad than other people at the time would have been, and maybe that we did it to stop people – Napoleon, Kaiser Wilhelm, Adolf Hitler – who would have been worse.
This completely schizophrenic view of our own past – that the British Empire was an appalling crime against humanity that at the same time was the only thing that saved the world from absolute despotism; whether we are, at heart, good or bad – informs the writing of the Doctor and the Time Lords. Is he fleeing from them, rejecting their decadence or corruption? Or is he upholding their principles even when they themselves fall short? Is he the renegade or the exemplar? Or is the Master?
And, I have to say, the conclusion of “Genesis of the Daleks”, where the Doctor – on behalf of his people – chooses to reject retro-genocide of the Daleks, in spite of all their evil, has long weighed upon me. Out of that evil, will come something good. What, really, does the Doctor mean by that? It can’t just be the future alliances brought about against the Daleks; surely those races could have become friends anyway. No, it’s something more than that, more fundamental really. My settled feelings came to be that the choice was never between Daleks and no-Daleks. Because Genocide of the Daleks would have made the Time Lords into the Daleks. So the choice was between a Universe of Daleks, and a Universe with Daleks and Time Lords. A Universe where there was only obedience and extermination, and a Universe where we even have a choice.
In a way this is the only way that “Remembrance of the Daleks” does not flatly contradict “Genesis” morally and logically. The Doctor gives Davros a choice. He may be tricking him, he may have set everything up to force Davros’ hand, he may know perfectly well that Davros is never going to choose to surrender the Hand of Omega or stop his quest for ultimate power, he may have goaded Davros to the point of frothing lunacy and wound him up past the point where he’s thinking rationally, but he still – just about – gives him the choice to do it or not to do it. At that point in Genesis, the point of exercising ultimate power – the “moment”, you might say – the Doctor paused. And because he paused, he realised that he could make that choice. Davros doesn’t, literally doesn’t stop to think. That’s the difference between Dalek and Time Lord.
And that difference, that there still is a difference between Dalek and Time Lord is one idea that runs deep in the heart of “The Day of the Doctor”. In the prologue piece “Night of the Doctor”, Paul McGann’s Doctor tries to rescue a crashing space pilot, Cass, and she refuses when she recognises him as a Time Lord. “At least I’m not a Dalek!” he protests. “Who can tell any more?” she retorts. But we can tell.
“Are you coward or killer?” demanded the Emperor Dalek, and Chris Eccleston’s Doctor replied “Coward every time.” And he was right. Every time.
Alex’s reaction to “The Day of the Doctor” – and he’s not wrong – was that Moffat has now succeeded in un-writing all of Russell; that, dear lord, it’s the Leekley Bible, with the Doctor on a hero’s journey to find his lost father(land); that Moffat’s taken the very heart of Doctor Who – the Doctor running away from Gallifrey – and turned it on its head, with a Doctor running to find his home. And of course that’s what Moffat has done: he’s a “Conserver”, he needs the story to be “There and Back Again”, the future must build on the past, the hero has to return home. He made his views on Britain – that plucky little island standing up to the Nazis – pretty clear back in “The Empty Child”, and nothing since has changed that. Britain stood against the Nazis; Gallifrey must stand against the Daleks. That’s the way the tide in the affairs of “Doctor Who” is running at the moment.
But then, as Simon pointed out, “The Three Doctors” unwrote the Doctor’s exile to Earth, took him away from the safe, cosy UNIT family and cast him out into the Universe, leading eventually to the great trinity of “Explorers” Baker/Holmes/Hinchcliffe.
Things change.
Perhaps I should actually review the episode a little bit. I think “The Day of the Doctor” succeeds far more as a tribute to fifty years of the Doctor than it does as a story. The Daleks, for all the show-offy Time War CGI were hardly in it except to blow up on demand, and would they really all shoot each other in a big circle? (Alex wanted me to call this review “Gallifrey Ducks”, and I’m mightily tempted.) Though I post-facto justify that by reminding him that Rose as the Bad Wolf – and let’s be honest, it’s pretty clear that the Moment and the Bad Wolf are one and the same here; though it’s rather lovely that the clockwork box evolves itself into a big red button that is clearly a Rose – annihilated every Dalek everywhere in Time and Space. So presumably that included all the Daleks surrounding the suddenly-missing Gallifrey (less any that actually did shoot each other!).
The Zygons – really? the Zygons? Even as a gift to Davy T? – were forgotten in the big resolution (I mean are they still locked in the Black Archive negotiating that treaty? And why was it necessary for Osgood and Osgood-Zygon to work out who was who by means of the inhaler when nothing came of that? It’s not like Osgood-Zygon was anice Zygon before). Nice transformation moment, mind you. And they did a good job of disguising the fact they only had one Zygon costume. And on second watching I spotted the moment Kate got replaced (having worried that she’d been a Zygon all along!).
It does, though, support my belief that the Doctor’s gabble to Ood Sigma at the start of “The End of Time” was him putting a spin on his reasons for not going straight to the Ood-Sphere from “The Waters of Mars” (though I still prefer my own theory that there’s a bit of non-linear storytelling going on and he goes and visits all his companions before he sets off to the Ood-sphere and is just remembering them all again as he staggers to the TARDIS about to explode. Okay, maybe allowing him one last visit to Rose).
The 3D – better mention the 3D since it was a big deal, and we went to the cinema on the Day-After-the-Day-of-the-Doctor so as to see it; a disaster all of its own, but that’s another story – the 3D was patchy at best. The helicopter stunt was pretty good; the “look we’re a movie now” style titles stood out very well, as you’d expect from lettering over a deep field background; the Time War was mostly a lot of coloured lights (and the first and only other time since “Remembrance” that the Daleks have fired bolts rather than beams, I guess to make the 3D work. Ish.) Bits of stone and rubble flying out of the screen as the TARDIS took out a squad of Daleks sort of worked. The best bit, as it happened, was a tree. As Elizabeth was chased by the former-horse Zygon, one branch really did the sticking out of the screen thing. And ironically, the 3D Time Lord paintings (great in concept, though what were they doing on Earth and how did Liz 1 get hold of them to stick into her Undergallery?) looked completely flat. Or at least no better than they looked in 2D, when the zoom and look round gave just as much impression of 3D as the silly glasses.
But none of that was important, because it opened in Totters Lane and Coal Hill School and had photos of past companions and Kate Lethbridge-Stewart name-checking her dad, and a joke about Cromer and another about UNIT dating, and a great big red countdown.
The three Doctors played it beautifully. I’ll join the chorus who say that Chris did us a tremendous favour by bowing out of the anniversary, missed though he was, as it gave us John Hurt as the War Doctor. This will almost certainly – barring surprises – be the only time we get to see John Hurt’s incarnation, and it goes without saying what a shame that is.
Moffat was spurred to write something clever (or fan-baiting) that allowed us to see the kind of Doctor who actually would fight on the front lines, while retaining the character integrity of Eccleston’s recently-regenerated post-Time War Doctor and McGann’s pre-Time War Time Lord (or the one who runs into the start of it; another neat nod there to the books, especially Lawrence Miles’ Faction Paradox works).
There’s a sense of genuine progression from McGann’s weariness at fighting the injustice of the Universe (in the later Big Finish as well as “Night of the Doctor”), to Hurt’s ground to dust Doctor who says “No More” and breaks into the Omega Archive to steel the Moment. (Did the Hand of Omega let him in, do you think?) Hurt is perfect as the Doctor straight away, from the way he hides his shame from the TARDIS, to the way he can be acerbic to his older selves, right to the joy expressed when they think their way out of the trap of the last day. The way he can be wise, but not quite wise enough.
And he speaks on behalf of the Twentieth Century series when, almost baffled, he confronts his Twenty-First Century selves for all that they’ve become. And to be fair, Moffat can wax lyrical when he tries: the man who regrets and the man who forgets being beautifully little vignettes of David and Matt as the Time Lord. Better than “skinny” and “chinny” anyway. The badinage between Doctors ten and eleven (or is that eleven/twelve and thirteen, now?) was clearly fashioned after the “The Three Doctors” and yet came across as more like friendly ribbing between siblings than the sniping between Troughton and Pertwee. But the two new series Doctors were much more than the comic relief. Fair play to David Tennant: he restrained his occasional habit of overplaying the anger and the suffering, to turn in one of his finest turns as the Time Lord, by turns funny, self-satirising, angry and sad. And bonus for befuddled on hearing the words “Bad Wolf Girl”. And Matt, Matt was as always wonderful. Some particular emoting nicely mirroring the extreme close up of half his face against half of Hurt’s. Impressive to see them go toe to toe and the younger man keep up with the old master.
And I had genuine tears of joy when the three Doctors were joined by his other selves to make the twelve Doctors… and then my heart leapt even higher for “all thirteen”. Peter Capaldi stole the show with only his eyebrows. And then I was misting up again when Tom returned to our screens to steal the show right back; enigmatic, wise, cryptic, bonkers, Who Knows? Past self or future, or just eternally the Doctor. Along with the wonderful Paul McGann mini-episode it truly made this a proper anniversary. And it’s impossible not to think that Sylv, Colin and Peter D were there too, under those shrouds as the statue -impersonating Zygons.
(Thoughts on the Five-ish Doctors: brilliant, best of the celebration; Moffat forced to play a scene where he deletes his own Victory Daleks from the anniversary special; Peter D, choosing to delete Russell’s voice message just as the Grand Moff had deleted the Doctors’ messages earlier with an expression on his face that says – a la Space Commander Travis, a joke only Blake’s Seven aficionados will get – “oh yes, I’m a Moffat too”.)
This is something I wrote in about 2001, after “The Ancestor Cell”:
In “The Curse of Fenric”, the Reverend Wainwright’s faith is broken not by German bombs, but by British ones. British bombs killing German children.
In “The End of Time”, the Doctor’s faith is broken by the High Council of the Time Lords’ decision to abandon the Time War against the Daleks, to let Arcadia fall, and to wipe out all of History in order to ascend, escape, run away to a higher plane.
Moffat’s writing, mawkish, sentimental, won’t somebody think of the children though it may be, is a reminder of what the Doctor, in his long despair, has forgotten. In “The End of Time” the Doctor confesses that his stories of the Time Lords are always about how good and wonderful they were, but that that is how he chooses to remember them; that at the end, they became as bad as the enemy they were fighting. But that’s not necessarily true either; that’s how he really remembers them, from his darkest day, from the choices of the few – admittedly a Nuremburg Rally-full of the High Council, but few compared to 2.47 billion children – that drove him to despair. But the Time Lords are not the Daleks. They are not all the same. And they can choose.
Gallifrey Falls. Or Gallifrey Rises. Those are the choices the Doctor takes into the moment. But he’s the Doctor. He’s always about being given two choices and finding the third. Gallifrey Stands.
In “The Curse of Fenric”, Ace says to Wainwright: “Have faith in me”.
In “The Day of the Doctor”, Clara and the Bad Wolf remind the Doctor of who he is, and through faith in them, he restores his faith in himself.
Don’t get me wrong; I still agree with Alex. By rewriting the Last Day of the Time War, Moffat has turned “everybody dies” into “everybody lives”; he’s taken the ultimate message of Russell – “consequences” – and made it meaningless.
And yet, and yet…
I must confess, I felt the loss of Gallifrey deeply, a Universe without Gallifrey – without a Britain – was like a wound, it was to be unhomed.
So good and bad, right and wrong, Explorer and Conserver, like the Time Lords, like Britain, like all of us, “The Day of the Doctor” can be both at once and all at the same time.
After all, it’s “Doctor Who”.
Next Time… It’s Christmas. We’re promised Daleks and Cybermen and Weeping Angels. Oh My. And Silence, finally, will fall. Back to Trenzalore, then, in search of some answers. Why did the TARDIS explode? What was the endless bitter war? When will the Grand Moff stop tweaking fandom by the tail? He’s taking on the Doctor Who curse, by putting “Time” in the title, and settling once and for all the question of what happens after the Doctor’s twelve regenerations in “The Time of the Doctor”
In “The Curse of Fenric”, the Reverend Wainwright’s faith is broken not by German bombs, but by British ones. British bombs killing German children. Remember that.
The Doctor is a traveller in Time and Space. That’s where all this begins and where it always comes back to. But there are two ways to travel: never looking behind you, and there and back again. Over the (fifty) years, the Doctor has exemplified both modes, reflecting the mores of the production team of the time. They represent quite different world-views, different approaches to making “Doctor Who”, different ideas about what the series is saying, and what – and who – it’s for.
“Never look behind you” is innovative, risk-taking, “out there” in a Universe that is often a dark and strange place where light is a guttering candle; iconoclastic, it breaks continuity, changes things shakes them up, causes chaos, creative and destructive; this is “Doctor Who” typified by the likes of Verity Lambert or Philip Hinchcliffe, Mac Hulke or Andrew Cartmel. Let’s call this group “Explorers”.
“There and Back Again” is honour, tradition, moral strength, defending “hearth and home (counties)” from the weird and other, usually with the idea that “home” is somewhere “safe” to return to and worth defending; it builds upon what has gone before, strengthens and deepens, forges connections, brings order, reactionary and nurturing; it’s the “Doctor Who” of Terrance Dicks and Barry Letts, of Graham Williams era Guardians and space princesses and John Nathan-Turner’s middle years. I thought about naming this group “Nostalgics” but that seems pejorative, so let us say “Conservers”.
Change is said to be one of the keys to the enduring success of Doctor Who, so it’s important that we don’t say that one mode is “better”, even if each of us will certainly have a preference for one over the other.
Russell Davies, for all of the Barry Letts’ Era tropes that he revels in, lavishes his love on even, is clearly an “Explorer”. He pushes the Doctor into new places all the time: Platform One, planet Midnight; Jackie Tyler’s boudoir… His signature companion is Rose Tyler and the first and most important thing about Rose is that she wants to get out there, leaving her past behind. And when she leaves, she’s gone further than anyone else, to a whole new Universe, and she’s still going.
Steven Moffat, in spite of his reputation as Mr Terror, is just as clearly a “Conserver”. So much of his writing is about family and the threat to family and “home”. His signature companion is Amy Pond, who is defined by her absent family, and whose story is all about how she and the Doctor become family, how he “fixes” her (ugh) by un-orphaning her, and when she leaves it’s because the Doctor gives her a nice house and when she leaves again it’s to be with her husband.
The most telling difference between the two groups has to be their attitude to the Time Lords.
It should be pretty obvious that, as the television series “Doctor Who” developed, the Time Lords became a metaphor for Britain, just as the Daleks were a metaphor for the Nazis. It was pretty inevitable that the biggest, most important war ever would end up being between them. And that it would destroy them both. But, unlike the Daleks – there being obviously only one opinion to be held on the Nazis – Britain means different things to different people and therefore so do the Time Lords, whether it’s the stern, patrician, nay Reithian, but basically good intergalactic ticket wardens of Barry Letts or the befuddled, introverted, vain academics of Robert Holmes; the overseers of galactic order (and shipping lanes) under the supervision of the White Guardian under Graham Williams or the dark and enigmatic architects of a history that conceals their worst mistakes as conceived by Lawrence Miles.
And there is a very good case for saying that the Time Lords have always been gits. I know because Alex made it. After all, practically the first thing they do is execute the Doctor. But that’s not always been the perspective of subsequent writers and producers. Or even of co-writer of “The War Games” Terrance Dicks!
Britain, for good or ill – in fact, for good and ill – moulded the modern world, whether by Imperial conquest, or the conduct of the slave trade, or the economic influence of the East India Company, or the expeditious, even perfidious, promises of the territory of Palestine to at least four deeply antagonistic factions, torturing, maiming and murdering our way across five continents and four-hundred years all blindly convinced that technological superiority conveyed moral superiority and utterly deluded about our “basic British decency”, and the only remote claim to absolution being that maybe we were slightly less bad than other people at the time would have been, and maybe that we did it to stop people – Napoleon, Kaiser Wilhelm, Adolf Hitler – who would have been worse.
This completely schizophrenic view of our own past – that the British Empire was an appalling crime against humanity that at the same time was the only thing that saved the world from absolute despotism; whether we are, at heart, good or bad – informs the writing of the Doctor and the Time Lords. Is he fleeing from them, rejecting their decadence or corruption? Or is he upholding their principles even when they themselves fall short? Is he the renegade or the exemplar? Or is the Master?
And, I have to say, the conclusion of “Genesis of the Daleks”, where the Doctor – on behalf of his people – chooses to reject retro-genocide of the Daleks, in spite of all their evil, has long weighed upon me. Out of that evil, will come something good. What, really, does the Doctor mean by that? It can’t just be the future alliances brought about against the Daleks; surely those races could have become friends anyway. No, it’s something more than that, more fundamental really. My settled feelings came to be that the choice was never between Daleks and no-Daleks. Because Genocide of the Daleks would have made the Time Lords into the Daleks. So the choice was between a Universe of Daleks, and a Universe with Daleks and Time Lords. A Universe where there was only obedience and extermination, and a Universe where we even have a choice.
In a way this is the only way that “Remembrance of the Daleks” does not flatly contradict “Genesis” morally and logically. The Doctor gives Davros a choice. He may be tricking him, he may have set everything up to force Davros’ hand, he may know perfectly well that Davros is never going to choose to surrender the Hand of Omega or stop his quest for ultimate power, he may have goaded Davros to the point of frothing lunacy and wound him up past the point where he’s thinking rationally, but he still – just about – gives him the choice to do it or not to do it. At that point in Genesis, the point of exercising ultimate power – the “moment”, you might say – the Doctor paused. And because he paused, he realised that he could make that choice. Davros doesn’t, literally doesn’t stop to think. That’s the difference between Dalek and Time Lord.
And that difference, that there still is a difference between Dalek and Time Lord is one idea that runs deep in the heart of “The Day of the Doctor”. In the prologue piece “Night of the Doctor”, Paul McGann’s Doctor tries to rescue a crashing space pilot, Cass, and she refuses when she recognises him as a Time Lord. “At least I’m not a Dalek!” he protests. “Who can tell any more?” she retorts. But we can tell.
“Are you coward or killer?” demanded the Emperor Dalek, and Chris Eccleston’s Doctor replied “Coward every time.” And he was right. Every time.
Alex’s reaction to “The Day of the Doctor” – and he’s not wrong – was that Moffat has now succeeded in un-writing all of Russell; that, dear lord, it’s the Leekley Bible, with the Doctor on a hero’s journey to find his lost father(land); that Moffat’s taken the very heart of Doctor Who – the Doctor running away from Gallifrey – and turned it on its head, with a Doctor running to find his home. And of course that’s what Moffat has done: he’s a “Conserver”, he needs the story to be “There and Back Again”, the future must build on the past, the hero has to return home. He made his views on Britain – that plucky little island standing up to the Nazis – pretty clear back in “The Empty Child”, and nothing since has changed that. Britain stood against the Nazis; Gallifrey must stand against the Daleks. That’s the way the tide in the affairs of “Doctor Who” is running at the moment.
But then, as Simon pointed out, “The Three Doctors” unwrote the Doctor’s exile to Earth, took him away from the safe, cosy UNIT family and cast him out into the Universe, leading eventually to the great trinity of “Explorers” Baker/Holmes/Hinchcliffe.
Things change.
Perhaps I should actually review the episode a little bit. I think “The Day of the Doctor” succeeds far more as a tribute to fifty years of the Doctor than it does as a story. The Daleks, for all the show-offy Time War CGI were hardly in it except to blow up on demand, and would they really all shoot each other in a big circle? (Alex wanted me to call this review “Gallifrey Ducks”, and I’m mightily tempted.) Though I post-facto justify that by reminding him that Rose as the Bad Wolf – and let’s be honest, it’s pretty clear that the Moment and the Bad Wolf are one and the same here; though it’s rather lovely that the clockwork box evolves itself into a big red button that is clearly a Rose – annihilated every Dalek everywhere in Time and Space. So presumably that included all the Daleks surrounding the suddenly-missing Gallifrey (less any that actually did shoot each other!).
The Zygons – really? the Zygons? Even as a gift to Davy T? – were forgotten in the big resolution (I mean are they still locked in the Black Archive negotiating that treaty? And why was it necessary for Osgood and Osgood-Zygon to work out who was who by means of the inhaler when nothing came of that? It’s not like Osgood-Zygon was anice Zygon before). Nice transformation moment, mind you. And they did a good job of disguising the fact they only had one Zygon costume. And on second watching I spotted the moment Kate got replaced (having worried that she’d been a Zygon all along!).
It does, though, support my belief that the Doctor’s gabble to Ood Sigma at the start of “The End of Time” was him putting a spin on his reasons for not going straight to the Ood-Sphere from “The Waters of Mars” (though I still prefer my own theory that there’s a bit of non-linear storytelling going on and he goes and visits all his companions before he sets off to the Ood-sphere and is just remembering them all again as he staggers to the TARDIS about to explode. Okay, maybe allowing him one last visit to Rose).
The 3D – better mention the 3D since it was a big deal, and we went to the cinema on the Day-After-the-Day-of-the-Doctor so as to see it; a disaster all of its own, but that’s another story – the 3D was patchy at best. The helicopter stunt was pretty good; the “look we’re a movie now” style titles stood out very well, as you’d expect from lettering over a deep field background; the Time War was mostly a lot of coloured lights (and the first and only other time since “Remembrance” that the Daleks have fired bolts rather than beams, I guess to make the 3D work. Ish.) Bits of stone and rubble flying out of the screen as the TARDIS took out a squad of Daleks sort of worked. The best bit, as it happened, was a tree. As Elizabeth was chased by the former-horse Zygon, one branch really did the sticking out of the screen thing. And ironically, the 3D Time Lord paintings (great in concept, though what were they doing on Earth and how did Liz 1 get hold of them to stick into her Undergallery?) looked completely flat. Or at least no better than they looked in 2D, when the zoom and look round gave just as much impression of 3D as the silly glasses.
But none of that was important, because it opened in Totters Lane and Coal Hill School and had photos of past companions and Kate Lethbridge-Stewart name-checking her dad, and a joke about Cromer and another about UNIT dating, and a great big red countdown.
The three Doctors played it beautifully. I’ll join the chorus who say that Chris did us a tremendous favour by bowing out of the anniversary, missed though he was, as it gave us John Hurt as the War Doctor. This will almost certainly – barring surprises – be the only time we get to see John Hurt’s incarnation, and it goes without saying what a shame that is.
Moffat was spurred to write something clever (or fan-baiting) that allowed us to see the kind of Doctor who actually would fight on the front lines, while retaining the character integrity of Eccleston’s recently-regenerated post-Time War Doctor and McGann’s pre-Time War Time Lord (or the one who runs into the start of it; another neat nod there to the books, especially Lawrence Miles’ Faction Paradox works).
There’s a sense of genuine progression from McGann’s weariness at fighting the injustice of the Universe (in the later Big Finish as well as “Night of the Doctor”), to Hurt’s ground to dust Doctor who says “No More” and breaks into the Omega Archive to steel the Moment. (Did the Hand of Omega let him in, do you think?) Hurt is perfect as the Doctor straight away, from the way he hides his shame from the TARDIS, to the way he can be acerbic to his older selves, right to the joy expressed when they think their way out of the trap of the last day. The way he can be wise, but not quite wise enough.
And he speaks on behalf of the Twentieth Century series when, almost baffled, he confronts his Twenty-First Century selves for all that they’ve become. And to be fair, Moffat can wax lyrical when he tries: the man who regrets and the man who forgets being beautifully little vignettes of David and Matt as the Time Lord. Better than “skinny” and “chinny” anyway. The badinage between Doctors ten and eleven (or is that eleven/twelve and thirteen, now?) was clearly fashioned after the “The Three Doctors” and yet came across as more like friendly ribbing between siblings than the sniping between Troughton and Pertwee. But the two new series Doctors were much more than the comic relief. Fair play to David Tennant: he restrained his occasional habit of overplaying the anger and the suffering, to turn in one of his finest turns as the Time Lord, by turns funny, self-satirising, angry and sad. And bonus for befuddled on hearing the words “Bad Wolf Girl”. And Matt, Matt was as always wonderful. Some particular emoting nicely mirroring the extreme close up of half his face against half of Hurt’s. Impressive to see them go toe to toe and the younger man keep up with the old master.
And I had genuine tears of joy when the three Doctors were joined by his other selves to make the twelve Doctors… and then my heart leapt even higher for “all thirteen”. Peter Capaldi stole the show with only his eyebrows. And then I was misting up again when Tom returned to our screens to steal the show right back; enigmatic, wise, cryptic, bonkers, Who Knows? Past self or future, or just eternally the Doctor. Along with the wonderful Paul McGann mini-episode it truly made this a proper anniversary. And it’s impossible not to think that Sylv, Colin and Peter D were there too, under those shrouds as the statue -impersonating Zygons.
(Thoughts on the Five-ish Doctors: brilliant, best of the celebration; Moffat forced to play a scene where he deletes his own Victory Daleks from the anniversary special; Peter D, choosing to delete Russell’s voice message just as the Grand Moff had deleted the Doctors’ messages earlier with an expression on his face that says – a la Space Commander Travis, a joke only Blake’s Seven aficionados will get – “oh yes, I’m a Moffat too”.)
This is something I wrote in about 2001, after “The Ancestor Cell”:
The Doctor dreams. Something that he can't quite grasp, gone but not forgotten, in a universe in a bottle, a place of last resort, a redoubt, somewhere forgotten, forgotten that he'd forgotten. A place within a place, worlds within worlds, even if all was lost they wouldn't all be lost, or lost but not all gone, not gone but forgotten. They're not gone but forgotten. He wakes.
In “The Curse of Fenric”, the Reverend Wainwright’s faith is broken not by German bombs, but by British ones. British bombs killing German children.
In “The End of Time”, the Doctor’s faith is broken by the High Council of the Time Lords’ decision to abandon the Time War against the Daleks, to let Arcadia fall, and to wipe out all of History in order to ascend, escape, run away to a higher plane.
Moffat’s writing, mawkish, sentimental, won’t somebody think of the children though it may be, is a reminder of what the Doctor, in his long despair, has forgotten. In “The End of Time” the Doctor confesses that his stories of the Time Lords are always about how good and wonderful they were, but that that is how he chooses to remember them; that at the end, they became as bad as the enemy they were fighting. But that’s not necessarily true either; that’s how he really remembers them, from his darkest day, from the choices of the few – admittedly a Nuremburg Rally-full of the High Council, but few compared to 2.47 billion children – that drove him to despair. But the Time Lords are not the Daleks. They are not all the same. And they can choose.
Gallifrey Falls. Or Gallifrey Rises. Those are the choices the Doctor takes into the moment. But he’s the Doctor. He’s always about being given two choices and finding the third. Gallifrey Stands.
In “The Curse of Fenric”, Ace says to Wainwright: “Have faith in me”.
In “The Day of the Doctor”, Clara and the Bad Wolf remind the Doctor of who he is, and through faith in them, he restores his faith in himself.
Don’t get me wrong; I still agree with Alex. By rewriting the Last Day of the Time War, Moffat has turned “everybody dies” into “everybody lives”; he’s taken the ultimate message of Russell – “consequences” – and made it meaningless.
And yet, and yet…
I must confess, I felt the loss of Gallifrey deeply, a Universe without Gallifrey – without a Britain – was like a wound, it was to be unhomed.
So good and bad, right and wrong, Explorer and Conserver, like the Time Lords, like Britain, like all of us, “The Day of the Doctor” can be both at once and all at the same time.
After all, it’s “Doctor Who”.
Next Time… It’s Christmas. We’re promised Daleks and Cybermen and Weeping Angels. Oh My. And Silence, finally, will fall. Back to Trenzalore, then, in search of some answers. Why did the TARDIS explode? What was the endless bitter war? When will the Grand Moff stop tweaking fandom by the tail? He’s taking on the Doctor Who curse, by putting “Time” in the title, and settling once and for all the question of what happens after the Doctor’s twelve regenerations in “The Time of the Doctor”
Monday, November 25, 2013
Day 4712 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #41: ALPHA CENTAURI
More Monday:
Age: Fortieth Century Girl. Or Boy.
Stories: 3
Awesomeness: I shall summon assistance… HELP! HELP! HELP!
Cuddles: Thank you Eckersley, but you’re still a traitor!
AKA: the Body of Morbius; the Giant Rat of Weng-Chiang (no relation); the Shrivenzale; the somersaulting Sea Devil; Kraal three; assorted doomed guards and soldiers; also Jo Grant; it’s the totally spectacular Stuart Fell
Age: Fortieth Century Girl. Or Boy.
Stories: 3
Awesomeness: I shall summon assistance… HELP! HELP! HELP!
Cuddles: Thank you Eckersley, but you’re still a traitor!
AKA: the Body of Morbius; the Giant Rat of Weng-Chiang (no relation); the Shrivenzale; the somersaulting Sea Devil; Kraal three; assorted doomed guards and soldiers; also Jo Grant; it’s the totally spectacular Stuart Fell
Day 4712: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #40: AGGEDOR
Monday:
Age: Faux Medieval
Stories: 3
Awesomeness: Royal Beast of Peladon. God of all Fluffy Things. With Horn.
Cuddles: Klokeda Partha Mennon Klatch. One of the filthiest ditties in all Venusian history.
AKA: Mr Napier (Amy’s Choice); he’s the utterly awesome Mr Nick Hobbs
Age: Faux Medieval
Stories: 3
Awesomeness: Royal Beast of Peladon. God of all Fluffy Things. With Horn.
Cuddles: Klokeda Partha Mennon Klatch. One of the filthiest ditties in all Venusian history.
AKA: Mr Napier (Amy’s Choice); he’s the utterly awesome Mr Nick Hobbs
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Day 4711: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #39: JO GRANT
Sunday:
Age: Younger than Liza Minelli
Stories: 39
Awesomeness: Trained UNIT agent; able to resist the Master’s hypnotism; blew up the Devil; told the Brigadier he’d have to chain her up and fling her into a dungeon.
Cuddles: Traded in third Dr Woo for a younger trendier model. Still got patronized. Huge extended family; we’ve shared a lift with her, you know.
AKA: Jo Jones; Miss Bette Davis; the utterly fantabulous Miss Katy Manning
Age: Younger than Liza Minelli
Stories: 39
Awesomeness: Trained UNIT agent; able to resist the Master’s hypnotism; blew up the Devil; told the Brigadier he’d have to chain her up and fling her into a dungeon.
Cuddles: Traded in third Dr Woo for a younger trendier model. Still got patronized. Huge extended family; we’ve shared a lift with her, you know.
AKA: Jo Jones; Miss Bette Davis; the utterly fantabulous Miss Katy Manning
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Day 4710: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #38: THE DOCTOR
Day of the Doctor:
Age: 756, er 759, er, you’ve lost count
Stories: television 42 (if you count Shada); audio 42 (if you count John Culshaw doing ‘im in The Kingmaker); books 42 (okay 25 actually, but come on Douggie Adams was his script editor!)
Awesomeness: IS the Doctor! IS Tom Baker!
Cuddles: Marry the girl, Doctor
AKA: Meglos (the lush aggressive vegetation); Captain Rum; Prince Koura; the former Mrs Lalla Ward; that bloke that does Little Britain; Shirley Williams
Now… enjoy the Anniversary Special and we’ll be back tomorrow… it’s faaaaar from being all over! Keep Warm!
Age: 756, er 759, er, you’ve lost count
Stories: television 42 (if you count Shada); audio 42 (if you count John Culshaw doing ‘im in The Kingmaker); books 42 (okay 25 actually, but come on Douggie Adams was his script editor!)
Awesomeness: IS the Doctor! IS Tom Baker!
Cuddles: Marry the girl, Doctor
AKA: Meglos (the lush aggressive vegetation); Captain Rum; Prince Koura; the former Mrs Lalla Ward; that bloke that does Little Britain; Shirley Williams
Now… enjoy the Anniversary Special and we’ll be back tomorrow… it’s faaaaar from being all over! Keep Warm!
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Friday, November 22, 2013
Day 4709 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #37: DUGGAN
Friday Again:
Age: He’s the detective; he can work it out
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Never Mind the Most Important Punch in History… he’s IN A JAMES BOND FILM!
Cuddles: Wedded to mindless violence
AKA: Harry’s Brother (Sarah Jane, Big Finish); Le Chiffre’s stockbroker (Casino Royalle… did I mention IN A JAMES BOND FILM!); the suave super-sleuth Tom Chadbon
Age: He’s the detective; he can work it out
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Never Mind the Most Important Punch in History… he’s IN A JAMES BOND FILM!
Cuddles: Wedded to mindless violence
AKA: Harry’s Brother (Sarah Jane, Big Finish); Le Chiffre’s stockbroker (Casino Royalle… did I mention IN A JAMES BOND FILM!); the suave super-sleuth Tom Chadbon
Day 4709: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #36: ROMANA
Friday:
Age: Ageless
Stories: 76
Awesomeness: Lush! Aggressive! Vegetation! Impudent Worm! Lady Lord President of the Time Lords and Ladies; hand-picked by the White Guardian (but never mind); triple first from the academy (but never mind); Magnificent (with medal to prove it)
Cuddles: The Time Traveller’s Wife; Mr Professor Richard Dawkins
AKA: Princess Astra; her supreme divinity, Mistress Lalla the Hon Sarah Ward
Age: Ageless
Stories: 76
Awesomeness: Lush! Aggressive! Vegetation! Impudent Worm! Lady Lord President of the Time Lords and Ladies; hand-picked by the White Guardian (but never mind); triple first from the academy (but never mind); Magnificent (with medal to prove it)
Cuddles: The Time Traveller’s Wife; Mr Professor Richard Dawkins
AKA: Princess Astra; her supreme divinity, Mistress Lalla the Hon Sarah Ward
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Day 4708 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #35: K-9 (Mark I through IV)
Another Thursday:
Age: 5000 A.D.
Stories: 84
Awesomeness: Dr Woo’s second best friend!
Cuddles: Cuddles are unnecessary, mistress [hug me!]
AKA: Dugeen (The Power of Kroll); it’s the irrepressible John Leeson
Age: 5000 A.D.
Stories: 84
Awesomeness: Dr Woo’s second best friend!
Cuddles: Cuddles are unnecessary, mistress [hug me!]
AKA: Dugeen (The Power of Kroll); it’s the irrepressible John Leeson
Day 4708: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #34: LEELA of the SEVATEEM
Thursday:
Age: the Wisdom of the Elders
Stories: 64
Awesomeness: That’s Silly! More Crowning Moments of Awesome than an entire European Monarchy.
Cuddles: Marry In Haste, Repent When He Regenerates; BFF’s with Romana; K-9 (Mark I)
AKA: Blanche Simmons in Tenko; Susan Young in Bergerac; Rosa di Marco in Eastenders; the beyond multi-talented Janice Thorn, er, I mean Louise Jameson (please forgive us, Lou!)
Age: the Wisdom of the Elders
Stories: 64
Awesomeness: That’s Silly! More Crowning Moments of Awesome than an entire European Monarchy.
Cuddles: Marry In Haste, Repent When He Regenerates; BFF’s with Romana; K-9 (Mark I)
AKA: Blanche Simmons in Tenko; Susan Young in Bergerac; Rosa di Marco in Eastenders; the beyond multi-talented Janice Thorn, er, I mean Louise Jameson (please forgive us, Lou!)
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
Day 4707: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #33b: PROFESSOR GEORGE LITEFOOT
Wednesday:
Age: Academic
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: He may have had a bash on the head but it’s STILL a damned queer story
Cuddles: Not sos you’d notice; Oscar Wilde
AKA: Dr Jennings (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow); Dr Albrigtsen (Maelstrom); member of the RSC; playwright and bon viveur; the ineffable, unforgettable, unspeakably outrageous Mr Sir Trevor Baxter
Age: Academic
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: He may have had a bash on the head but it’s STILL a damned queer story
Cuddles: Not sos you’d notice; Oscar Wilde
AKA: Dr Jennings (Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow); Dr Albrigtsen (Maelstrom); member of the RSC; playwright and bon viveur; the ineffable, unforgettable, unspeakably outrageous Mr Sir Trevor Baxter
Day 4707: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #33a: HENRY GORDON JAGO Esq
Wednesday:
Age: Theatrical
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: A tiger when his dander’s up (but we’ll forgive him)
Cuddles: Jago in Love; Sigmund Freud; Merry Wiffes of Winsor (Horns are HILARIOUS)
AKA: Sir Keith Gold (Inferno), Sir Colonel Hugh Curbishly (The Unicorn and the Wasp); the evanescent, effervescent, indescribably adorable Mr Sir Christopher Benjamin
Age: Theatrical
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: A tiger when his dander’s up (but we’ll forgive him)
Cuddles: Jago in Love; Sigmund Freud; Merry Wiffes of Winsor (Horns are HILARIOUS)
AKA: Sir Keith Gold (Inferno), Sir Colonel Hugh Curbishly (The Unicorn and the Wasp); the evanescent, effervescent, indescribably adorable Mr Sir Christopher Benjamin
Day 4707: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #33: A CASE FOR JAGO & LITEFOOT
Wednesday:
Age: Eighteen-Nineties
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Their exploits have come to the attention of the Queen Empress herself! (Or have they!)
Cuddles: Confirmed bachelors. (Not for want of trying on Mr Jago’s part.) Best friend Ellie might be a bit, er, vampirey. (And/or her aging papa works in refuse collection.)
AKA: Investigators of Infernal Incidents, Dynamic Duo of Dastardly Dealings, Fabulous Foilers of Fantastical Fiends; Avuncular Vacationing Visitors to Venus; Prodigious Pair of Promethean Protectors (that’s enough, ed.)
Age: Eighteen-Nineties
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Their exploits have come to the attention of the Queen Empress herself! (Or have they!)
Cuddles: Confirmed bachelors. (Not for want of trying on Mr Jago’s part.) Best friend Ellie might be a bit, er, vampirey. (And/or her aging papa works in refuse collection.)
AKA: Investigators of Infernal Incidents, Dynamic Duo of Dastardly Dealings, Fabulous Foilers of Fantastical Fiends; Avuncular Vacationing Visitors to Venus; Prodigious Pair of Promethean Protectors (that’s enough, ed.)
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Day 4706: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #32: PHILIP von HINCHCLIFFE
Tuesday:
Age: Friend From The Future
Stories: 18
Awesomeness: Deadly Assassin
Cuddles: Mary Whitehouse… not!
AKA: eyebrow-wielding, unstoppable godlike force who was producer of the golden age of Doctor Who
Age: Friend From The Future
Stories: 18
Awesomeness: Deadly Assassin
Cuddles: Mary Whitehouse… not!
AKA: eyebrow-wielding, unstoppable godlike force who was producer of the golden age of Doctor Who
Monday, November 18, 2013
Day 4705 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #31: LADY ELLAINYA
Still technically Monday:
Age: Plaything of Sutekh for over 300 years
Stories: 2
Awesomeness: takes on deities (admittedly, with predictable results)
Cuddles: her dark god, Upuat (Dame Julian Glover)
AKA: Merytra of the Caanan Mal’akh, Lady Isabella (The King’s Demons); Francis Urquhart’s comeuppance (The Final Cut); Mrs Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade; not-coincidentally, Mrs Dame Julian Glover; the divinely lovely Ms Isla Blair
Age: Plaything of Sutekh for over 300 years
Stories: 2
Awesomeness: takes on deities (admittedly, with predictable results)
Cuddles: her dark god, Upuat (Dame Julian Glover)
AKA: Merytra of the Caanan Mal’akh, Lady Isabella (The King’s Demons); Francis Urquhart’s comeuppance (The Final Cut); Mrs Walter Donovan in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade; not-coincidentally, Mrs Dame Julian Glover; the divinely lovely Ms Isla Blair
Day 4705: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #30: SUTEKH
Late-ish Monday:
Age: He lived about seven thousand years
Stories: 7
Awesomeness: Kneel before Sutekh!
Cuddles: Would rather be alone
AKA: The Beast, was Neil before Sutekh, the divinely sinister Gabriel Woolf
Age: He lived about seven thousand years
Stories: 7
Awesomeness: Kneel before Sutekh!
Cuddles: Would rather be alone
AKA: The Beast, was Neil before Sutekh, the divinely sinister Gabriel Woolf
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Day 4704: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #29: THE MASTER
Sunday:
Age: A New Body… At Last!
Stories: 7 (in this incarnation)
Awesomeness: Keeper of Traken (a win on points)
Cuddles: A bit Skull Beneath The Skin. Without the Skin.
AKA: Mrs Liz Shaw; Mr Tolliver (Poirot’s Problem at Sea, with Carrie); the nicest man in the World, Geoffrey Beevers.
Age: A New Body… At Last!
Stories: 7 (in this incarnation)
Awesomeness: Keeper of Traken (a win on points)
Cuddles: A bit Skull Beneath The Skin. Without the Skin.
AKA: Mrs Liz Shaw; Mr Tolliver (Poirot’s Problem at Sea, with Carrie); the nicest man in the World, Geoffrey Beevers.
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Day 4703: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #28: THE DOCTOR
Saturday:
Age: 800-and-something
Stories: 96
Awesomeness: Saves the Universe twice but gives his life for a friend he’s only just met. Often at his best in Caves
Cuddles: Moffat: Time Crash. Gatiss: Can We Kiss Peter?
AKA: Omega; Dr Stephen Daker (A Very Peculiar Practice); Albert Campion; Inspector Christmas (Mrs Bradley Mysteries); Dangerous Davis (The Last Detective); David Tennant’s father-in-law; Peter Davidstone… it’s the always-pleased-to-see-the-fans Peter Davison
Age: 800-and-something
Stories: 96
Awesomeness: Saves the Universe twice but gives his life for a friend he’s only just met. Often at his best in Caves
Cuddles: Moffat: Time Crash. Gatiss: Can We Kiss Peter?
AKA: Omega; Dr Stephen Daker (A Very Peculiar Practice); Albert Campion; Inspector Christmas (Mrs Bradley Mysteries); Dangerous Davis (The Last Detective); David Tennant’s father-in-law; Peter Davidstone… it’s the always-pleased-to-see-the-fans Peter Davison
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Friday, November 15, 2013
Day 4702 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #27: NYSSA OF TRAKEN
More Friday:
Age: doesn’t age like a human and that’s before she gets a Big Finish rejuvenation
Stories: 58
Awesomeness: Doctor’s favourite
Cuddles: Shares a room with Tegan. I’m just saying. The TARDIS is infinite and they’re sharing a room, is all. Other close family relationships keep getting messed with by the Doctor. Leaves to spend more time with the Big Bang Dog.
AKA: Ann Talbot (Black Orchid); Alice in Wonderland; Diana Purwell (The Moon Stallion); the ever sweet Sarah Sutton
Age: doesn’t age like a human and that’s before she gets a Big Finish rejuvenation
Stories: 58
Awesomeness: Doctor’s favourite
Cuddles: Shares a room with Tegan. I’m just saying. The TARDIS is infinite and they’re sharing a room, is all. Other close family relationships keep getting messed with by the Doctor. Leaves to spend more time with the Big Bang Dog.
AKA: Ann Talbot (Black Orchid); Alice in Wonderland; Diana Purwell (The Moon Stallion); the ever sweet Sarah Sutton
Day 4702: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #26: ADRIC
Friday:
Age: (spoilers) dead
Stories: unlucky 13 (and two ghostly apparitions)
Awesomeness: Now we’ll never know if he was right
Cuddles: Could have done with a few more
AKA: the definitive Matthew Waterhouse
Age: (spoilers) dead
Stories: unlucky 13 (and two ghostly apparitions)
Awesomeness: Now we’ll never know if he was right
Cuddles: Could have done with a few more
AKA: the definitive Matthew Waterhouse
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Day 4701 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #25: PAUL CORNELL
Thursday Again:
Age: Just missed the Evil of the Daleks
Stories: 18 (one of them twice)
Awesomeness: it’s his Human Nature
Cuddles: creator of Benny Summerfield and all who travel with her. Also a church with a soul who has yet to get a spin-off series
AKA: writer of some Robbing Hoodie; Primeval; Casualty; Holby City; Captain Britain; X-Men; what’s this Doctor Who you speak of, no never heard of that…
Age: Just missed the Evil of the Daleks
Stories: 18 (one of them twice)
Awesomeness: it’s his Human Nature
Cuddles: creator of Benny Summerfield and all who travel with her. Also a church with a soul who has yet to get a spin-off series
AKA: writer of some Robbing Hoodie; Primeval; Casualty; Holby City; Captain Britain; X-Men; what’s this Doctor Who you speak of, no never heard of that…
Day 4701: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #24: JACKIE TYLER
Thursday:
Age: 21. What? You wanna make something of it?
Stories: 10
Awesomeness: Big Yellow Truck. Big Glass of Chianti. Big Effing Gun.
Cuddles: Pete. Near miss with Elton. Pete.
AKA: Jaqueline Andrea Suzette Tyler (née Prentice), Rose’s mum, the indescribably gorgeous Camille Coduri.
Age: 21. What? You wanna make something of it?
Stories: 10
Awesomeness: Big Yellow Truck. Big Glass of Chianti. Big Effing Gun.
Cuddles: Pete. Near miss with Elton. Pete.
AKA: Jaqueline Andrea Suzette Tyler (née Prentice), Rose’s mum, the indescribably gorgeous Camille Coduri.
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Day 4700 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #23: JUSTIN RICHARDS
Still lost Wednesday:
Age: 8DA
Stories: 38 (and a bit of range editing)
Awesomeness: Destroyed Gallifrey (first time around)
Cuddles: alleged to be impressive
AKA: editor of the Eighth Doctor’s Adventures post-Ancestor Cell (aka Time’s Grumpy Amnesiac); producer of the continuing adventures of Jago & Litefoot for Big Finish; creative consultant to BBC books, author of “Theatre of War” and many, many more. Possibly responsible for “The Ancestor Cell”.
Age: 8DA
Stories: 38 (and a bit of range editing)
Awesomeness: Destroyed Gallifrey (first time around)
Cuddles: alleged to be impressive
AKA: editor of the Eighth Doctor’s Adventures post-Ancestor Cell (aka Time’s Grumpy Amnesiac); producer of the continuing adventures of Jago & Litefoot for Big Finish; creative consultant to BBC books, author of “Theatre of War” and many, many more. Possibly responsible for “The Ancestor Cell”.
Day 4700: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #22: REBECCA LEVENE
Somehow we lost Wednesday:
Age: New Adventuress
Stories: 1 (and a bit of range editing)
Awesomeness: Angels Fear Her
Cuddles: Once you get over the angst
AKA: Evan Pritchard , Carla Marx, editor of many Doctor Who novels, author of (possibly) capstone of the New Adventures Benny arc “Where Angels Fear”
Age: New Adventuress
Stories: 1 (and a bit of range editing)
Awesomeness: Angels Fear Her
Cuddles: Once you get over the angst
AKA: Evan Pritchard , Carla Marx, editor of many Doctor Who novels, author of (possibly) capstone of the New Adventures Benny arc “Where Angels Fear”
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Day 4699 BONUS2: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #21: KASTON IAGO
Still More Tuesday:
Age: Ask the Fendahl
Stories: 6… and 51 episodes of Blake’s Seven to be taken into consideration, yer honour
Awesomeness: I'd tell you... but then I'd have to shoot you!
Cuddles: Strictly business.
AKA: a nameless fugitive from the Federation, absolutely definitely not Kerr Avon, oh no indeedy. If asked about Maylin Tekker, deny everything. The immortal Paul Darrow.
Age: Ask the Fendahl
Stories: 6… and 51 episodes of Blake’s Seven to be taken into consideration, yer honour
Awesomeness: I'd tell you... but then I'd have to shoot you!
Cuddles: Strictly business.
AKA: a nameless fugitive from the Federation, absolutely definitely not Kerr Avon, oh no indeedy. If asked about Maylin Tekker, deny everything. The immortal Paul Darrow.
Day 4699 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #20: KALENDORF
More Tuesday:
Age: Blake’s 7
Stories: 15
Awesomeness: Knight of Valyshaa
Cuddles: Mental contact only
AKA: Lord Tamworth (Storm Warning), Ed Morgan (Torchwood), Owen Edwards (Knights of God), Workman (Quatermass and the Pit), some bloke in a space opera… tis the other grand hero of seventies sci-fi Gareth Thomas
Age: Blake’s 7
Stories: 15
Awesomeness: Knight of Valyshaa
Cuddles: Mental contact only
AKA: Lord Tamworth (Storm Warning), Ed Morgan (Torchwood), Owen Edwards (Knights of God), Workman (Quatermass and the Pit), some bloke in a space opera… tis the other grand hero of seventies sci-fi Gareth Thomas
Day 4699: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #19: CHESSENE OF THE FRANZINE GRIG
Tuesday:
Age: Ageless
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Defeated the Sontarans. In bacofoil.
Cuddles: Embraces gourmand experience. And Dastari when necessary.
AKA: Supreme Commander Servalan, President of the Terran Federation, Ruler of the High Council, Lord of the Inner and Outer Worlds, High Admiral of the Galactic Fleets, Lord General of the Six Armies, and Defender of the Earth. Every fanboy’s fantasy – and proud of it - Jacqueline Pearce
Age: Ageless
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Defeated the Sontarans. In bacofoil.
Cuddles: Embraces gourmand experience. And Dastari when necessary.
AKA: Supreme Commander Servalan, President of the Terran Federation, Ruler of the High Council, Lord of the Inner and Outer Worlds, High Admiral of the Galactic Fleets, Lord General of the Six Armies, and Defender of the Earth. Every fanboy’s fantasy – and proud of it - Jacqueline Pearce
Monday, November 11, 2013
Day 4698: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #18: THE CYBER-CONTROLLER
Monday:
Age: On Ice
Stories: 3
Awesomeness: Steel Giant; Visible Brain
Cuddles: Embraced Cypber-technology. Afterwards, rather cold.
AKA: The Giant Robot, mighty Michael Kilgarriff
Age: On Ice
Stories: 3
Awesomeness: Steel Giant; Visible Brain
Cuddles: Embraced Cypber-technology. Afterwards, rather cold.
AKA: The Giant Robot, mighty Michael Kilgarriff
Sunday, November 10, 2013
Day 4697: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #17: DAVROS
Sunday:
Age: Slept through all of Dalek history
Stories: 18 (plus something called “War of the Daleks”)
Awesomeness: Inventor of the Daleks. Also the spork.
Cuddles: Nyder (denied)
AKA: Roy Tromelly, naughty, naughty Terry Molloy
Age: Slept through all of Dalek history
Stories: 18 (plus something called “War of the Daleks”)
Awesomeness: Inventor of the Daleks. Also the spork.
Cuddles: Nyder (denied)
AKA: Roy Tromelly, naughty, naughty Terry Molloy
Saturday, November 09, 2013
Day 4696: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #16: THE DOCTOR
Saturday:
Age: Over 900 years
Stories: 101
Awesomeness: Weather You Like It Or Not
Cuddles: Makes Auntie Jennie Swoon
AKA: Commander Maxil, Bayban the Butcher, Paul Merroney, of course it’s the unforgettable Colin Baker
Age: Over 900 years
Stories: 101
Awesomeness: Weather You Like It Or Not
Cuddles: Makes Auntie Jennie Swoon
AKA: Commander Maxil, Bayban the Butcher, Paul Merroney, of course it’s the unforgettable Colin Baker
Friday, November 08, 2013
Day 4695 BONUS2: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #15: ZOE HERIOT
Friday keeps coming:
Age: 21st Century
Stories: 23
Awesomeness: Kroton Brain Machine
Cuddles: the TARDIS console during explosions. Much prettier than a computer (yuck barf).
AKA: brilliant Wendy Padbury
Age: 21st Century
Stories: 23
Awesomeness: Kroton Brain Machine
Cuddles: the TARDIS console during explosions. Much prettier than a computer (yuck barf).
AKA: brilliant Wendy Padbury
Day 4695 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #14: MISS VICTORIA WATERFIELD
Friday again:
Age: Very Late Victorian
Stories: 17
Awesomeness: Scream Queen Supreme
Cuddles: We Will Now Change the Subject.
AKA: ageless Debbie Watling
Age: Very Late Victorian
Stories: 17
Awesomeness: Scream Queen Supreme
Cuddles: We Will Now Change the Subject.
AKA: ageless Debbie Watling
Day 4695: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #13: JAMES ROBERT McCRIMMON
Friday:
Age: Messed with by the Time Lords
Stories: 58
Awesomeness: World Shaper. Yes, that is a big one! Creag an tuire!
Cuddles: Samantha Briggs, Victoria, Zoe, the Doctor mostly…
AKA: Joe Sugden, our hero Frazer Hines
Age: Messed with by the Time Lords
Stories: 58
Awesomeness: World Shaper. Yes, that is a big one! Creag an tuire!
Cuddles: Samantha Briggs, Victoria, Zoe, the Doctor mostly…
AKA: Joe Sugden, our hero Frazer Hines
Thursday, November 07, 2013
Day 4694: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #12: GRACE 1999
Thursday:
Age: 1999
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Killed the Doctor
Cuddles: Snogged the Doctor. And the Master.
AKA: Perfection, Captain Ruth Matheson, Melora Pazlar, divine Daphne Ashbrooke
Age: 1999
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Killed the Doctor
Cuddles: Snogged the Doctor. And the Master.
AKA: Perfection, Captain Ruth Matheson, Melora Pazlar, divine Daphne Ashbrooke
Wednesday, November 06, 2013
Day 4693 BONUS3: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #11: JOHN DORNEY
Enough Wednesdays already:
Age: Pretty Fluffy
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Alexander the Great
Cuddles: Light at the End
AKA: Bob Dovie (might be significant ;), Henry Noone, Chancellery Guard Captain Henzil; author of (amazing, moving) The Rocket Men, (amazing, violent) Wrath of the Iceni, (amazing, er, incendiary) The Burning Prince, (amazing, toytastic Charlie) Solitaire, and Jago&Litefoot Beautiful Things (which they are).
Age: Pretty Fluffy
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Alexander the Great
Cuddles: Light at the End
AKA: Bob Dovie (might be significant ;), Henry Noone, Chancellery Guard Captain Henzil; author of (amazing, moving) The Rocket Men, (amazing, violent) Wrath of the Iceni, (amazing, er, incendiary) The Burning Prince, (amazing, toytastic Charlie) Solitaire, and Jago&Litefoot Beautiful Things (which they are).
Day 4693 BONUS2: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #10: JOE LIDSTER
Still Wednesday:
Age: Disgustingly young
Stories: 14
Awesomeness: Wizard vs Aliens
Cuddles: Rapture
AKA: writer of TORCHWOOD: A Day In The Death (aka the good one); THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: Mark of the Berserker, The Mad Woman in the Attic, The Nightmare Man (aka the AMAZINGLY good one); The Rapture, Master, Terra Firma (aka the good one with DALEKS in it) and far, far too much more.
Age: Disgustingly young
Stories: 14
Awesomeness: Wizard vs Aliens
Cuddles: Rapture
AKA: writer of TORCHWOOD: A Day In The Death (aka the good one); THE SARAH JANE ADVENTURES: Mark of the Berserker, The Mad Woman in the Attic, The Nightmare Man (aka the AMAZINGLY good one); The Rapture, Master, Terra Firma (aka the good one with DALEKS in it) and far, far too much more.
Day 4693 BONUS: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #09: SIMON GUERRIER
Wednesday again:
Age: Recently Daddied
Stories: 19
Awesomeness: His Wizard is David Warner. Yes THAT David Warner.
Cuddles: Badgers
AKA: friend of Benny; author of The Time Travellers, and of best ever Dr Woo book (that has badgers in it) The Pirate Loop, and of outstanding Companion Chronicles Sara Kingdom Trilogy and Oliver Harper Trilogy (love those Cold Equations), and lots of other stuff. Makes short films, you know.
Age: Recently Daddied
Stories: 19
Awesomeness: His Wizard is David Warner. Yes THAT David Warner.
Cuddles: Badgers
AKA: friend of Benny; author of The Time Travellers, and of best ever Dr Woo book (that has badgers in it) The Pirate Loop, and of outstanding Companion Chronicles Sara Kingdom Trilogy and Oliver Harper Trilogy (love those Cold Equations), and lots of other stuff. Makes short films, you know.
Day 4693: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #08: GARY RUSSELL
Wednesday:
Age: Gold Star
Stories: 20 as author 135 as director
Awesomeness: In A James Bond Film. IN... a JAMES BOND... FILM
Cuddles: THE Big Finish
AKA: Editor of Doctor Who Magazine, Script Editor for BBC Death Zone, Producer of Doctor Who for Big Finish. Oh and he writes and acts too. Could probably do Strictly one day, as well.
Age: Gold Star
Stories: 20 as author 135 as director
Awesomeness: In A James Bond Film. IN... a JAMES BOND... FILM
Cuddles: THE Big Finish
AKA: Editor of Doctor Who Magazine, Script Editor for BBC Death Zone, Producer of Doctor Who for Big Finish. Oh and he writes and acts too. Could probably do Strictly one day, as well.
Tuesday, November 05, 2013
Day 4692: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #07: REDVERS FENN-COOPER
Tuesday:
Age: Well preserved
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Finest Explorer in theEmpire Galaxy
Cuddles: Would Accompany Control to the Crowned Saxe-Coburg's Garden Party
AKA: Lord Cranleigh, Lieutenant-Colonel Brook, Colonel Spindleton, the splendid Michael Dundonald Cochrane
Age: Well preserved
Stories: 1
Awesomeness: Finest Explorer in the
Cuddles: Would Accompany Control to the Crowned Saxe-Coburg's Garden Party
AKA: Lord Cranleigh, Lieutenant-Colonel Brook, Colonel Spindleton, the splendid Michael Dundonald Cochrane
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