We were watching STAR WARS and what I want to know is this: Why don’t the DEATH STAR’S TIE Fighters outnumber the rebels’ X-WINGS a hundred to one? Does Gov Tarkin only send twenty TIE fighters out of a sense of fair play or WHAT?
Anyway, here is a game that my Daddies play and you can play along at home. It is called “Match the Conservatory to the Star Wars quote!”
Here are a few EXAMPLES. You can try and see if you know which Star Wars baddy REALLY said the quote. Or you can make up some of your own!
Norman Tebbit: “I find your lack of faith… disturbing”
John Major: “Strike me down with all of your hate”
Lady Thatcher: “And now, young Jedi… you will die!!!”
Mr Blair (are you SURE he’s a Conservatory, Daddy?): “I love democracy(!)”
and my Daddies’ personal favourite:
Ian Drunken-Swerve: “Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph!?!”
Tebbit: Darth Vader
Major: Emperor Palpatine
Blair: I don't remember that quote at all. Is it from a prequel?
Ian D-S: Tarkin
Hello Mr Gadstone!
You have THREE out of FIVE right, which is NOT BAD for a famous Victoriam Prime Minister.
In answer to you question, yes the quote "I love democray(!)" is from the PREQUEL trilogy. In fact it is from EPISODE TWO, I THINK!
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