Oh dear, they've gone and fritzed the Large Hat Collider!
You're not fooling ME! It is a COVER UP! K-9 is down there, saving the world from BLACK HOLES!
(No, it is NOT Captain Jack and Toychwud – they turned up on Big Bang Day all SAD because Tosh and Weevil-Boy Owen were DEADED, forgetting that Toychwud continuity is a year in the future so that hasn't happened yet! Clearly they are caught in the TIME WARP. AGAIN!)