We watched a television programme last night called “Comedy Map of Britain”. It was jolly good, with Mr Alan Whicker taking us on a journey of clips and anecdotes down the M4 motorway and linking places to famous (and not so famous) comedy people and stories.
But the best bit was the EXCITING MAP which was a fun piece of CGI, which stands for COLOURED IN GREEN.
I have MISSED seeing colourful green maps ever since the BBC weather people decided to turn their weather maps that nasty brown colour to indicate that GLOBAL WARMING has INCINERATED the British Isles.
The Comedy Maps map even had FLUFFY WHITE clouds hanging over it in thrilling 2D.
BRING BACK GREEN MAPS!