...a blog by Richard Flowers

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Day 2217: Elephants of History


Sir Isaac Newton: hangs about under a tree waiting for sticky buns to fall – conclusion, he is clearly an elephant.

Julius Caesar: Famous nose, trompled about all over the Alps – obviously an elephant.

Professor Albert Einstein: fluffy hair on top, wrinkly skin, sticky out ears, very intelligent – elephant.

Buddha: lives in India, enormous arse – elephant.

Sir Winston Churchill: drunk, fought big war – actually NOT an elephant AT ALL, probably some sort of RHINOCEROS!

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