...a blog by Richard Flowers

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Day 2544: The Pat of Power


Oh, all right, so you all want to know the REAL story behind my headline yesterday. Well here is how it happened:

"Is this a tradition?" asked Mr Clogg, as we got out the STICKY BUNS.

"Well… it's been a tradition for all of four interviews," explained Daddy Alex. "Perhaps we owe Sir Mr the Merciless a dozen doughnuts!"

"And is HE a tradition too?" asked Mr Nick, his hand coming down UNFORTUNATELY just as I turned to offer him a JAMMY DOUGHNUT.

"Oh dear," he said, "I am inappropriately handling the elephant?"

No Mr Nick, it was FINE. You hadn't got jam and sugar all over you yet!

at least this isn't going to be the sort of GOSSIP that gets into the national press… er


Jennie Rigg said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha I love you, Millennium.

0tralala said...

You are a "popular Liberal Democrat blog". It says so. In writing.