You people are SO FUNNY sometimes!
Here is a story about a man going jogging.
"He passed me and said 'Good evening'," said equestrian Sue Bowdoin, who spotted the man while riding her horse, Randy, on a trail in Fremont Older Open Space Preserve last summer. "I thought: Ugh!"
What a charming response to a polite passer by! And do we really need to know the name of her HORSE?
Why is this rude lady news?
Well, I forgot to mention that the jogger had NO CLOTHES ON!
Nobody worries about an elephant going jogging in the NUDE – although I would NEVER… go jogging!
But if I did I always wear my SPECIAL BADGES to cover… all eventualities!