Oooh! I have been put on the SHORT LIST of Liberal Democrat Bloggers.
This is because of all the Bloggers I am the SHORTEST!
It is a jolly good job that my FAVOURITEST MP Sarah Teather does not have a diary, though, or she would walk it!
Here are the other people listed:
Mr Andy Mayer
Mr Apollo 13
Mr Jonathan Calder
Mr Black Peter, self-assembly man
Mr Councillor Stephen Tall
Why is Mr Councillor TALL on the SHORT list? I think he should WIN because that would be IRONIC!