This diary from Mr Fizzle is actually rather wonderful.
I am glad that we Liberal Democrats can all pull together rather than all pulling apart.
PSJust as I say this, news leaks that even Mr Balloon’s bestest chum Mr Gideon “Boy George” Oboe is trying to distance himself, and forging a split from the “uber-modernisers”.
Mr Balloon responds by promising a FLURRY of policies. Ooh, is it a McFLURRY, free with the HAPPY MEAL of Conservatory policy?