...a blog by Richard Flowers

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Day 2678: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life

Friday (just):

Very Well Done Mr Brian!

The results of the London Mayoral Election of 2008 have just been read out:

First Preferences:

Suicide Boris (Conservatory): 1,043,761 (43.2%)
Mr Ken (Labour-Newzilla Alliance): 893,877 (37.0%)
Mr Brian (IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN HIM!!!!!!): 236,685 (9.8%)
Ms Sian Very-Berry (Taxi Party): 77,374 (3.2%)

Second Preferences:

Suicide Boris: 1,168,738 (53.2%)
Mr Ken: 1,028,966 (46.8%)

So Bozza is Mayor. Eek!

So Bozza is Mayor. Eek!

We are off to bed now. Maybe when we wake up it will all be a dream. Or, in Mr Vague's memorable phrase, a Night Mayor!

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