...a blog by Richard Flowers

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Day 3152: Expenses: Latest Shock!


Never mind that he BETRAYED his COUNTRY to the SOVIET UNION, it seem that masterspy Mr Guy Burgess may have FIDDLED on his expenses while working for the BBC.

I know what you're thinking: how COULD the BBC have employed such a BLACKGUARD! Why, Mr Harold Nicholson and Ms Violet Bonham-Carter on the Board of Governors were even saying: "why don't you promote this brilliant man?" The The Today Programme demanded answers.

HELLO! He. Was. A. SPY!

It's not ALL chemin-de-fer with Le Chiffre and hijinks with Pussy Galore, you know. Sometimes you just HAVE to infiltrate the BBC.

Possibly in a submarine disguised as a crocodile.

Just don't forget to get Q to sign for the receipt.


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