In the light of recent events, the Security Service have made it known that there is to be a new measure of the danger to the Prime Minister’s personal position.
The level of threat will be measured on a scale as follows:
- Jowell – liable to make a clean getaway
- Bernie – least said soonest mended
- Mandelson – sacrifices have to be made
- Double Mandelson – major fall guy called for
- Full Hutton – armed forces on standby, attack the BBC.
That is all.