So Farewell then, Mr Tim Parker.
Less Prince of Darkness, more Mr Pound.
To the horror of all Conservatories, BoJo the Clown has made it clear that he thinks HE is going to be running London.
As his first act, he has written:
"If you believe the politicians, we have a broken society… what piffle that is."
AS his SECOND act… he has issued a "clarification":
"When I said politicians using the phrase 'broken society' were talking piffle, I definitely meant all politicians who AREN'T Mr Balloon, who is a wise and clever egg. Am I still fired, Dave?"
It is good to see that BoJo holding down a lucrative job moonlighting as a Torygraph columnist is in NO WAY compromising his ability to totally Horlicks up his day job as Conservatory Mayor.