A nice slap-up dinner for Mrs the Queen when French President Monsieur Sarcastic [A: Surely he has now become Monsieur So-Cosy?] came along to visit telling us how he wants to be our bestest friends now.
But then Mr Frown gets lost somewhere in the castle.
I believe this is called a Win-Win situation.
It is no wonder that Mr Frown and M So-Cosy got along so well… after all they are both THATCHERITES, aren't they.