I will do my best to do my duty to Mr God and Mrs the Queen…
(namely to tell you that HE's not real and SHE deserves to retire quietly.)
and to obey the Law
(except the bit about I.D.iot cards, obviously);
To
(In particular the government, kids today, the foreigners, the BBC, the gay daddies for getting married, or just plain Political Correctness Gone Maaaaaaad!) ;
To keep myself physically strong
(subject to Health and Safety),
mentally awake
(subject to Unintelligent Design),
and morally straight
(you have GOT to be kidding).
© the government department of whingeing about the weather, cussing the congestion charge and swearing stupid pointless Oaths of Allegiance.
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