Nick, who's a mate of Dave, wanted to say to us that Mr X had said to him that he'd seen a note from Ruth to Jonathan that said that Jonathan should say to Tony that what Michael had said to John wasn't the same as what Ruth had said to John but before Nick could say that to us, John spoke to Peter who spoke to Caroline who told Nick that he couldn't say anything at all, so Nick (and Fiona and Kirsty and Jeremy and Huw) said nothing but Alan went and blabbed it all anyway.
Having cleared that up, here is unrelated news.
[our fluffy legal advisors would like to point out that I have NOT swapped the captions for comic effect!]
The evidence has proved that a senior aide to one of the leaders of the invasion of Iraq was lying to the investigation into wrongdoing by the government.
In America, this gets you set to gaol.