Sir Isaac Newton: hangs about under a tree waiting for sticky buns to fall – conclusion, he is clearly an elephant.
Julius Caesar: Famous nose, trompled about all over the Alps – obviously an elephant.
Professor Albert Einstein: fluffy hair on top, wrinkly skin, sticky out ears, very intelligent – elephant.
Buddha: lives in India, enormous arse – elephant.
Sir Winston Churchill: drunk, fought big war – actually NOT an elephant AT ALL, probably some sort of RHINOCEROS!