I should like to say a big fluffy THANK YOU to those of my chums inside the House of Lords Club, out in the real world, here in the blogophere and (fluffy help me!) even Friday morning's Fart for the Day on the The Today Programme(!) who have supported the Fair Play for Gay Daddies Regulations (Northern Ireland) and seen off the demands of a small group of people who want to dress up UNFAIRNESS in a religious frock.
Despite having their objections thrown out of court already, they were determined to have another go, but in the end they were outvoted nearly three to one.
While the outside of the House saw a gathering of the so-called faithful, inside their Lordships got down to debating the whimsical charm of holidaying in Northern Ireland.
The opposition to equal treatment was led by this old buffoon who apparently used to be the Conservatory Lord Chancellor. Important note to Conservatories, Mr Balloon's guru-ette, Ms Pollyfiller Toytown, does NOT approve of this sort of thing!
The thing is: there IS no clash of rights here.
The RIGHT to freedom of religion means that Christians are COMPLETELY ENTITLED to believe any thing that they want to (even stuff like creationism that happens to be provably nonsense) and obey any rules that they want to (whichever ones they want to pick and choose from the Bible).
BUT that SAME RIGHT means that Christians do not have and never have had the "right" to IMPOSE their beliefs and rules on anyone else.
So saying "the regulations aim to over-ride [my] conscientious objections" is just to invent rights for yourself that do not exist.
(But do NOT judge all Christians on the basis of this group of SHOUTY PEOPLE. From ancient times up to the present day there are also Christians who are ACCEPTING and LOVING towards Gay Daddies, and do not forget it!)
Back in the debate, Lord Skinhead of Chingford tried it on with: "The concerns which are being expressed this evening are primarily about sodomy rather than about sexual orientation - that is doing, not being."
But Lord Paddy of Ashplant replied: "The basis of our law is that we do not discriminate against someone for doing something that is not illegal. And it is not illegal."
Game set and match His Majesty the King of Bosnia there, I rather do think.
Daddy Alex points out that we have come so far that EVEN Lord Skinhead did not think he could get away with opposing Gay Daddies just for BEING!
As for people who are worried about letting Gay Daddies into their guest house because their children are there… well, which is worse, letting your children discover that there are Gay Daddies in the world, or lying to them to hide this fact? And if you are worried about your children bursting into the Gay Daddies' bedrooms then WHAT SORT OF A GUEST HOUSE ARE YOU RUNNING?!?!?!?!?
It is GOOD NEWS that Parliament has decided that everyone deserves equal treatment.
Now… who is going to tell Mr Ruth Kelly?