My daddies have taken me to my first Liberal Democrat By-election, in Ealing Southall.
We met lots of famous Liberal Democrats – Mr Theo, Lord Rennard, Ms Linda, Mr Power Cable, Mr Theo – and I was a BIG HIT! I even got to shake the hand of a VERY SPECIAL person... Mr Nigel, the NEXT MP for Ealing!
This is SURE to get me on the list for the elected House of Lords Club, so I have checked out my PECULIAR ARISTOCRATIC TITLE.
|My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:|
His Most Noble Lord Millennium the Elephantine of New Porton Wells
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And I have to say that that's JOLLY CLEVER!
Here are some pictures of our day:
"How will we find the place?" asks Daddy Richard. "It's just a big orange circle on the map."
"It's a big orange circle on the ground, too," says Daddy Alex. "Look!"
But we are soon on the case...
...and we meet up with an
...then we go to the front desk to sign in...
...and meet some more FAMOUS people...
...before we get down to doing some WORK...
OBVIOUSLY, the Stuffed Elephant is put in charge of stuffing envelopes.
I am even given an EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT...
All goes well until we find an envelope addressed to a Mr Grant Mishapps and that Pink Dog attempts to stage a DEFECTION!
With my VERY junior sidekick grounded by Mr Pax for more House Training, it is time for us to get back on the CAMPAIGN TRAIL.
This has been my five-hundredth diary, brought to you by the miracle of the Liberal Democrat By-Election Team.
Published and Promoted by Daddy Richard (and blogger!) on behalf of me, Millennium Dome, of my flat, London, E14.