We were watching STAR WARS and what I want to know is this: Why don’t the DEATH STAR’S TIE Fighters outnumber the rebels’ X-WINGS a hundred to one? Does Gov Tarkin only send twenty TIE fighters out of a sense of fair play or WHAT?
Anyway, here is a game that my Daddies play and you can play along at home. It is called “Match the Conservatory to the Star Wars quote!”
Here are a few EXAMPLES. You can try and see if you know which Star Wars baddy REALLY said the quote. Or you can make up some of your own!
Norman Tebbit: “I find your lack of faith… disturbing”
John Major: “Strike me down with all of your hate”
Lady Thatcher: “And now, young Jedi… you will die!!!”
Mr Blair (are you SURE he’s a Conservatory, Daddy?): “I love democracy(!)”
and my Daddies’ personal favourite:
Ian Drunken-Swerve: “Evacuate?! In our moment of triumph!?!”