Day 5335 (again): A Song for Jeremy aka Labour’s White Flag

Monday:


My Lords, Labours and Gentlebeans, please be upstanding for THE SONG:

The People's BEARD is sort of WHITE,

And gives the PARTY such a FRIGHT;

It looks like AUTHENTICITY,

But it's economic FANTASY!

So raise the BEARD and SANDAL here,

With policies of YESTERYEAR;

We'll NATIONALISE the railway TRAINS,

And CRASH the economy AGAIN!

We'll tax the WEALTHY for their GREED,

And PRINT the money that we NEED;

And RANT against AUSTERITY,

For LEFT-WING CREDIBILITY!

So raise the BEARD and SANDAL here,

To Facebook LIKE and Twitter CHEER;

The Social Media and Owen Jones,

Will DROWN out anybody's MOANS!

But if you choose to DISAGREE,

We'll throw abuse and shout "TORY!"

We sneer at TRAITORS in our RANKS,

And make the BLAIRITES walk the PLANK!

So raise the BEARD and SANDAL here;

The GREAT and GOOD all quake with FEAR;

They call us MAD and MORONS too;

We'll SPLIT the PARTY clean in TWO!

When 2020 comes round at last,

You'll find us focused on the PAST;

We'll Ban the Bomb and Stop the War,

And vote to reinstate CLAUSE FOUR! (Or not!)

So raise the BEARD and SANDAL here,

Election chances DISAPPEAR;

Emblazoned with our silver FUZZ,

Though NO ONE wants to VOTE for US!