Day 2941: Fatman Returns

Monday:


Starring Mr Balloon as "The Penguin"

And Mr Lord Mandy Mandelbrot (and his nine lives) as "The Catwoman"

Conservatory Central Office, in association with Saatchi and Saatchi present a Grant Schaps Film: Mr Kenny "Fatty" Clarke is FATMAN in…

"Fatman Returns"

Also starring Master Gideon Oboe as "The Ice Princess"

And, in especially large letters at the end, Mr Christopher Walken as "Lady Thatcher"

PS:

The press release says they've "agreed to disagree" on Europe… so actually everyone is playing TWO-FACE!

PPS:

Master Oboe has just been on the RADIO to explain that it's all HIS idea!

Oboe: Please, mister, will you do my homework?

Fatman: Certainly, little boy. Now… would you like some cigarettes?

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