Starring Mr Balloon as "The Penguin"
And Mr Lord Mandy Mandelbrot (and his nine lives) as "The Catwoman"
Conservatory Central Office, in association with Saatchi and Saatchi present a Grant Schaps Film: Mr Kenny "Fatty" Clarke is FATMAN in…
Also starring Master Gideon Oboe as "The Ice Princess"
And, in especially large letters at the end, Mr Christopher Walken as "Lady Thatcher"
PS:The press release says they've "agreed to disagree" on Europe… so actually everyone is playing TWO-FACE!
PPS:Master Oboe has just been on the RADIO to explain that it's all HIS idea!
Oboe: Please, mister, will you do my homework?
Fatman: Certainly, little boy. Now… would you like some cigarettes?