Day 4717: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #50: THE DOCTOR

Saturday:

Age: Between his twelfth and last incarnation… hang on if Davy T used up regeneration eleven AND twelve now, doesn’t that make Mr Dr Matt both twelfth AND last…? Uh oh!
Stories: 2
Awesomeness: the Catharsis of Spurious Morality!
Cuddles: there’ll be no impropriety with the Inquisitor!
AKA: m'learned doctor of law (allegedly; Boatyard, Backyard, Graveyard, Knackers’ Yard… Keeper of the Great Key; Peter Guillam (Tinker, Tailor); Neville Badger (A Bit of a Do); Colonel Mustard (Cluedo); Colonel X (no relation) (Press Gang); …and James Bond on the radio; he’s the immortal Michael Jayston.

He'd better be in the Christmas Dr Woo!

Nya ha ha ha haaaa

Bwa ha ha ha haaaa

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Day 4707: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #33: A CASE FOR JAGO & LITEFOOT

Wednesday:

Age: Eighteen-Nineties
Stories: 28
Awesomeness: Their exploits have come to the attention of the Queen Empress herself! (Or have they!)
Cuddles: Confirmed bachelors. (Not for want of trying on Mr Jago’s part.) Best friend Ellie might be a bit, er, vampirey. (And/or her aging papa works in refuse collection.)
AKA: Investigators of Infernal Incidents, Dynamic Duo of Dastardly Dealings, Fabulous Foilers of Fantastical Fiends; Avuncular Vacationing Visitors to Venus; Prodigious Pair of Promethean Protectors (that’s enough, ed.)

Day 4699 BONUS2: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #21: KASTON IAGO

Still More Tuesday:

Age: Ask the Fendahl
Stories: 6… and 51 episodes of Blake’s Seven to be taken into consideration, yer honour
Awesomeness: I'd tell you... but then I'd have to shoot you!
Cuddles: Strictly business.
AKA: a nameless fugitive from the Federation, absolutely definitely not Kerr Avon, oh no indeedy. If asked about Maylin Tekker, deny everything. The immortal Paul Darrow.

Day 4696: Millennium’s Doctor Who 50th Anniversary Top Trunks #16: THE DOCTOR

Saturday:

Age: Over 900 years
Stories: 101
Awesomeness: Weather You Like It Or Not
Cuddles: Makes Auntie Jennie Swoon
AKA: Commander Maxil, Bayban the Butcher, Paul Merroney, of course it’s the unforgettable Colin Baker