It turns out that we owe an apology to Harold Camping, of all people, for LO the End of the World has arrived and the Elect has indeed been lifted to Safety!
In other news…
We may be in the gutter…
…but some of us are looking at the stars!
To the Space Shuttle Atlantis: go to Heaven.
To the News of the World: do the maths!
PS:*In the absence of the Current Bun covering this appalling phone-hacking story, it seems the Tell-lies-o-Graph have decided to take their place. Says it all, really.