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...a blog by Richard Flowers

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Day 2544: The Pat of Power

Wednesday:


Oh, all right, so you all want to know the REAL story behind my headline yesterday. Well here is how it happened:

"Is this a tradition?" asked Mr Clogg, as we got out the STICKY BUNS.

"Well… it's been a tradition for all of four interviews," explained Daddy Alex. "Perhaps we owe Sir Mr the Merciless a dozen doughnuts!"

"And is HE a tradition too?" asked Mr Nick, his hand coming down UNFORTUNATELY just as I turned to offer him a JAMMY DOUGHNUT.

"Oh dear," he said, "I am inappropriately handling the elephant?"

No Mr Nick, it was FINE. You hadn't got jam and sugar all over you yet!


PS:
at least this isn't going to be the sort of GOSSIP that gets into the national press… er

2 comments:

Jennie said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha I love you, Millennium.

0tralala said...

You are a "popular Liberal Democrat blog". It says so. In writing.