Day 2416: The President's Brain is Missing

Monday:


Speaking from a podium next to a clearly NAUSEOUS Monkey-in-chief, his chief advisor Mr Karl Grover from Sesame Street said today:

"Squeak, squeak, squeak! The ship is sinking! Squeak, squeak, squeak!"

In reply, the Monkey said:

"I love you too, Karl, and that is why I am appointing you King of Iraqistan. May the little baby Jesus have mercification on your soul."